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mun·dane [muhn-deyn, muhn-deyn]

–adjective
1. of or pertaining to this world or earth as contrasted with heaven; worldly; earthly: mundane affairs.
2. common; ordinary; banal; unimaginative.




A trained journalist, I record everything, documenting the mundane of life with religious obsession.

My documentation includes double-ex video of my sex life, journal entries from my childhood and, even, recorded phone messages from my past life. Here is my contribution to Mist1's "Carnival Of The Mundane," appearing Friday.

22 comments:

dirty said...

Where's the video of your sex life?

I'd like to see that.

MJ said...

Yeah .. WHERE are the sex videos ??? Ü

stephen said...

I've often wondered what the difference is in XX and XXX?

I figure it must be a penis or two, and about $10 msrp

Matt said...

MJ--For YOUR eyes only. Please don't publish my video on your site. Okay?

Stephen--I believe triple-ex involves anal but double-ex just the other two.

Dirty--You've already seen stills.

Glamourpuss said...

I thought it was Friday...

The mundane thing, not Thursday.

Or is it Thursday?

Bank Holidays always fuck me up.

Puss

dirty said...

mmmmmmmm

Stacy said...

I had to look up mundane too. You sure are loved sweetie, I got kind of jealous- ahh, maybe I am being very sarcastic.

Matt said...

Puss--You're right. Mist1 will publish the post Friday at 12:00 a.m.

And banks are supposed to fuck you up--it's their job.

Dirty---MMmmmmmm....

Matt said...

Stacy--That's not nice. Be a good girl.

Matt said...

...or you get a copy of my video like MJ.

dirty said...

Matt...

Why must you do this to me?

xoxo
dirty

Beccy said...

Sex videos...where...can't see them...

Lee said...

Oh my lord, my ears are bleeding. I especially liked the part where someone's head was split wide open but she's gonna be okay.

Karmyn R said...

You win King of the Mundane. That's some mean little girl calling.

And, I'm a little bummed about no sex video.

Matt said...

Karmynr--Yeah, I never liked that little girl either. I definately win the contest.

And I'm willing to share the video (or stils) with select Animal Mind fans.

Lee--I liked it when the guy's talking about the contaminated chicken at the end.

Beccy--They're ood videos. I was quite pleased.

Dirty--Go take a (cold) shower.

Winter said...

Man, I have to wait until I get off of work before I get to see this.

Thanks.

Lee said...

Sorry, couldn't make it to the end.

Matt said...

Lee--Is that what your ex-husband said to you? Ahhhhhhhh! I'm on fire. Sorry.

Senor Caiman said...

Matt,

When people say "Uh" or "Um" to me I pistol whip them.

Don't call Grandma.

My Reflecting Pool said...

Cheesus! I think you made your point. THAT was mundane.

Pamela said...

Oh Hello. Did you eat the chicken?

NWJR said...

I came here from mist's "carnival of the mundane". Momma always said, "mundane is as mundane does". I have no frackin' clue what that means.

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